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You in Trouble, You in Trouble

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Hilarious. First watch this little girl telling her parents what she saw… Now check out what The Gregory Brothers (SchmoYOho) did with it (they’re the same ones that did Auto Tune the News and Double Rainbow Song). This is awesome.

Squeezing in Some VO Work Before the Tour

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I spent all day yesterday at Madison Park Productions doing some Voiceover work before the tour starts Saturday. Monday night, I had an amazing brainstorming session with some friends about possible new bits for the show. One of them is an almost show-ready idea. Another one is going to take a lot more work. The biggest change to the show that will take place in September is a major change to the chicken trick. I’ve been doing the chicken trick for more than 10 years. And besides improvements and tweaks, it’s stayed the same for the most part. I decided … Read more

The Dangers of Playing with Prophylactics

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And then this happened… Note the last line of the article: “Verdict: Misadventure.” Well thank you, Olivia Benson. I’m glad we cracked the case on this one! For a second, I was imagining a murderer who kills people with laughing gas-filled condoms. Actually, that’d be a good M.O. for a killer clown movie. No stealing the idea because a) I published it here first and b) I mailed the idea in an envelope to myself just now.

Getting My First Tattoo

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I’ve been wanting a tattoo for a long time now. The most nerve-wrecking part of a tattoo for me (and probably for many others) was deciding what I would want on my body that I wouldn’t get sick of. I’ve been a student of Buddhist philosophy for about 7 years now, and it’s greatly changed my life and how I think about things. Definitely important enough to symbolize on my body. I once saw a man in Buckhannon, West Virginia with a tattoo on his neck. It said “Tattoo.” He tattooed the word “tattoo” on his neck. Relatively speaking, my … Read more