No – Not the Organ! Good times at Aurora University

When a university puts me onstage with a gleaming new pipe organ and the pipe organ is surrounded by retractable barriers (like the kind that tell you where to go in line at the airport), it’s like that shiny red button that says “DO NOT PUSH” but every part of you wants to push that freaking button.




So tonight, when I was demonstrating how to play a trick on someone who is particular about their house, I started to walk toward the brand new pipe organ that the university is debuting this weekend. My first thought when I saw it was “Wow, that’s one massive organ!” The following box is for you to type in “That’s what she said.” Go ahead. I know you want to.





As I walked over to the organ, I heard several people gasp and one girl even screamed. Her name was Rachel and her scream guaranteed her a spot later in the show. UPDATE: my mistake – her name was Megan 🙂 In any case – you would have thought I walked up and pissed on the Statue of David. This new organ was VERY expensive, took YEARS to get to campus and has never been played in public yet. It should probably be pointed out that I didn’t touch the organ or harm it in any way.



Earlier in the show, I put my personal safety at risk with a game of roulette with a broken beer bottle and it didn’t freak people out NEARLY as much as walking past a retractable barrier toward a pipe organ. Hilarious.



Words for the ball trick were “Shit Fish!” Classic. There was a great turnout and the audience tonight was a lot of fun. Tomorrow I fly to Arizona to perform at Northern Arizona University’s Afterhours Program.



peace, love and massive organs,
MK

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