And then this happened…
Note the last line of the article: “Verdict: Misadventure.” Well thank you, Olivia Benson. I’m glad we cracked the case on this one! For a second, I was imagining a murderer who kills people with laughing gas-filled condoms. Actually, that’d be a good M.O. for a killer clown movie. No stealing the idea because a) I published it here first and b) I mailed the idea in an envelope to myself just now.